Recipe for Hallowe'en 2002

Ingredients:
5 hours of sleep
20 minutes to prepare for college
5 unfinished Drawing projects
1 hot cider
Assortment of paint splotches
1 obscure costume
3 fellow-costumed classmates
1 pumpkin
2 bowls of candy

Instructions:

1. Mix the frist three ingredients into an unrecogizable mass. blindfold and extract three finished art projects. Blantantly produce a fake for the fourth from your ass. Sprinkle with cider for calming effect. Apply assorted paint splotches on paper to resemble 'work'.
2. After lunch, apply costume. Revel in it with a happy dance. Enjoy compliments. Serve costumed classmates on the side.
3. Pull art critique out of aforementioned ass.
4. Return home. Discover pumpkin. Rejoice. Decapitate and disembowel. Rejoice. Mutilate. Rejoice some more. Apply red food coloring to pumpkin guts. Laugh evilly.
5. Proceed to gross the Hell out of Trick-or-Treaters. Eat left over candy. Gloat and revel in happy mood.

Serves: Me.*


* If desired, larger portions can be easily created by adding TV specials, Micheal Jackson music videos, storywriting, and thoughts of Hallowe'en sex.