Open-ish letter.

Dear Self,

Hey. How's it going? Oh, good, good...

Are those paintings done? Oh? Oh, whyever not?

How about that porn, hm? Oh, that, too? Darn.

That thing you told yourself about opening up to commissions, though, you're set, right? Right?

And that sci-fi/fantasy saga that's been eating your brain for the last few years... any progress as of late? Oh. Well, it's a start, right buddy?

But that's because you've been studying all week for midterms! Of course! That big midterm you have to write and the term paper that's due a few weeks later even though you have to pack up and go to a wedding next weekend, I understand. You're just so busy on getting set for that, right?

... oh. Well.

In that case:

GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND DRAW, YOU WHINY LITTLE BITCH.

*coughs* I'm sorry, did that slip out?

Loves and kisses,
You