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Let's play Pessimist/Optimist, summer edition!
Pessimist: My back is probably going to need continuing chiropractic care for the majority of my life...
Optimist: ... which my chiropractor advises treating with full body massages!
Pessimist: Holy fuck that wasp is half the size of my thumb...
Optimist: ... and it's stuck in the wasp trap. Swim, fucker, swim!
Pessimist: I live on an acreage and it's my turn to mow the lawn...
Optimist: ... so let's take care of the back half by pulling continuous donuts at full speed!
That last one was far too much fun, and I didn't even have 'Highway to Hell' or anything similar blaring in accompaniment.
Pessimist: My back is probably going to need continuing chiropractic care for the majority of my life...
Optimist: ... which my chiropractor advises treating with full body massages!
Pessimist: Holy fuck that wasp is half the size of my thumb...
Optimist: ... and it's stuck in the wasp trap. Swim, fucker, swim!
Pessimist: I live on an acreage and it's my turn to mow the lawn...
Optimist: ... so let's take care of the back half by pulling continuous donuts at full speed!
That last one was far too much fun, and I didn't even have 'Highway to Hell' or anything similar blaring in accompaniment.
