Because I need some positive thoughts

Zombie meme:

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have: one weapon, one song blasting on the speakers, and one famous person to fight alongside you.

Choose.

One weapon: M56 smart gun enough ammunition to carve a path to the door. I'd choose a halberd or pitchfork, but right now my arms are lingeringly sore from dragonboat practice (two days ago) so I'd take the extra harness and targeting help.

One song: ... the soundtrack to Whale Rider. I'd probably change my mind, but the general idea is something as incongruous to zombiesounds as I can get so I can pay attention.

One famous person: dhaunea's level 70 undead warlock from World of Warcraft. I'm sure she'd appreciate the buffet as much as I'd appreciate her affliction specialization.

And this is my happier thoughts coming on. Ahhh....