Oh, teh shame ... on YOU!

[urbanamazon]

I really have to start being more careful around you guys ... *wags finger at f-list*

I'm constantly being blamed/reminded/repriminded for having a dirty mind. Constantly.

"Bad Sarah."
"Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, Sarah."
"You're a perv, you know that, Sarah?"

... it's not like I do this on my own ...

Just today, I was innocently perusing the comments on one of my friended-journals' entires ... read a phrase ... and I was struck with a very interesting interpretation of the term "standing O".

I'm cursed. I swear it.

It's not my fault that I think chopsticks are phallic!

At least I'll get a chance to get it all out of my system Friday night ... I think.

Comments

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

It's not MY fault!

[gxdm.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with having a dirty mind?

[kouryou.livejournal.com]

Nothing really ... but it makes serious conversation a little difficult, and family gatherings very ... let's just say I have to watch my tongue.

[gxdm.livejournal.com]

What are you watching your tongue DO?

[only-seimei.livejournal.com]

Her tongue must be pretty long if she can watch it do things... ¬_¬

[gxdm.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know about that.

When I'm licking...especially if I'm licking sloooowwwwwly...I can watch my tongue...

[only-seimei.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Okay. I admit it. I had that coming leaving the statement so wide open. I'll just keep my mouth shut over here in order not to suffer any futher unwanted mental images. *urk*

[minimalismo.livejournal.com]

I think dirty thoughts too! :D

[dumdums.livejournal.com]

Reading it in your journal, I got an interestig interpritation for tha too.

However I don't see the Chop-sticks thing.