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Things I Have Learned Today, After my Poetry Final
1. Alcohol kills brain cells because it has Goth Fairy Ninja Brigades in it. The only reason you can't see them is because they're Ninjas.
2. There is no unresolved sexual tension between the Goth Fairy Ninjas. It's called mixing drinks. That's why it gets you drunk faster.
(Footnote to 2. Must create drinks called "Gothy Fairy Ninja Brigade and the Mad Sex That Kills Brain Cells on the Beach" and "Long Hard Ninja Up Against an Aquatic Wall on an Island Iced Tea".)
3. The Lost Continent of Atlantis is still lost is because of the Atlantean Ninjas.
4. Octopus Pirates and Long Hard Ninja Dolphins have mad sex up against aquatic walls. In your head. When you're drunk. And that's why there's no Atlantis. Because you drink.
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5. I will never look at Davy Jones the same way ever again. Ever.
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1. Alcohol kills brain cells because it has Goth Fairy Ninja Brigades in it. The only reason you can't see them is because they're Ninjas.
2. There is no unresolved sexual tension between the Goth Fairy Ninjas. It's called mixing drinks. That's why it gets you drunk faster.
(Footnote to 2. Must create drinks called "Gothy Fairy Ninja Brigade and the Mad Sex That Kills Brain Cells on the Beach" and "Long Hard Ninja Up Against an Aquatic Wall on an Island Iced Tea".)
3. The Lost Continent of Atlantis is still lost is because of the Atlantean Ninjas.
4. Octopus Pirates and Long Hard Ninja Dolphins have mad sex up against aquatic walls. In your head. When you're drunk. And that's why there's no Atlantis. Because you drink.
...
5. I will never look at Davy Jones the same way ever again. Ever.
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dhaunea and I scare each other)