So sayeth the iPod.

How to tell What Kind of a Day I'm Having, as Accompanied By Music

All American Rejects - Move Along.
... WHY DO I EVEN THINK THIS SONG WILL CHEER ME UP? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME THIS COLD AND RAINY AND WINTER-STORM-WARNING-FILLED DAY?

Danny Elfman - Wanted Soundtrack - Success Montage.
... this could be better, if I was advising people on how to be ASSASSINS, maybe.

Hans Zimmer - King Arthur Soundtrack - Remember My Face.
... yeah, that in no way sounds utterly foreboding and depressing. At all. Just give me my damn pudding cup.

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail - Tim the Enchanter (Yes, this is on my iPod).
... you know, why the hell not. I should just burst into a rendition of 'Find Your Grail' at some random point. It's relevant, right?

Scrubs the Musical - Guy Love.
... fuckit. Bring on the porn. Please. Someone. It's a substitute, I know, but it's a delicious, snuggly kind of substitute. With nudity.