Well there's a 180 for you...

Me: [shambles out of bed like a freshly showered zombie, needing breakfast, more sleep, and a dress without wrinkles for the wedding this afternoon]
Dad: Morning, sunshine! We bought you a car last night!
Me: Braaaai-... buzzawha?
Dad: Yep! 1984 Reliant, red, has a little rust, automatic, cruise control, new tires, all it needs is a new windshield and I'll make sure it gets the safety inspection.
Me: ... whenzisshappen?
Dad: Oh, last night!
Me: ... whazzicost?
Dad: Only about $650. I'll own half, you and your brother will own half, we'll drive if for a few years, and then probably be able to sell it for what we originally paid.
Me: [is way too sleepy to do math, but knows that this is affordable like whoa]
Dad: And we'll be picking it up today!
Me: [will be absent all of today and therefore miss the picking up, but is happy anyway] DankyoudadIneedbrekkist...