Ain't got no money, ain't got no clothes, ain't got no car, can't get no...

You know... I think my Old English class is rapidly becoming the most relevent and educational class that I've taken. I just had it revealed to me that rap music is predominantly about podiatry and foot fetishes.

If you can read this context, then are either overly educated or easily amused by obscure information, and you can join me in stage left. I've got tea.

(And you can help me with my homework.)






And in other news, Neil Gaiman will autograph boobs. A sure sign that the literary world has rock stars.