Of Coupling, Conan, and Cannes (or was it Sundance I don't know)

So I was in the teacher’s lounge this morning for my first coffee break of the day when I hear one of the English instructors talking to a coworker about the horror aspect of a recent movie called Antichrist. Now, yes, I know what it’s about… yes, I know who’s in it… yes, I know why it caused such a hullabaloo at the film festival circuit earlier this year. The conversation later eased to such things as horror movies, horror movie sequels, horror movie remakes, et cetera.

Only Antichrist is still in my head and I’m finding it hard not to laugh. At work. It’s like a giggle loop. Help me now.

See, the reason I find the horror-event of that movie completely inappropriately hilarious is that I know for a fact that I will never, ever, ever be able to watch it without my mental Warren Ellis voice dubbing in the lines “Conan! What is best in life?” at the time said horror-event comes down.

Oh god, shoulders like I’m jackhammering.