Public Notice to Keyano College:

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To: All the little dick-witted Comp students

Re: Your blantant overuse of OUR cafeteria

*ahem* Grow the FUCK up or eat (and I use that term loosely) somewhere else! You are NOT being 'cool', you are not automatically a 'big person' because you steal their caf space, and you're not even supposed to BE here to begin with! Leave! Go back to high school and take your fuck-brained, superficial, ditzified, little-manned, and arrogant atitudes with you! Get it? GO AWAY!

Do NOT throw food accross people who are trying to do homework assignments!
Do NOT come here just to 'sneak' into our smoking room!
Do NOT try to get into the teacher's louge to drool and make crude remarks at the one nude drawing!

Do I have to make myself any more clear?
You're 'in' college, so act like it.

GROW. UP.

Thank you, and have a nice day somewhere else.

Comments

[smellyboots.livejournal.com]

To: Kouryou

Thanks for you comment. We can smoke wherever we want. We are dumb and we think cancer is cool. We can throw food because it is funny *insert cave-man-grunt-laughter*. Who needs puberty when you can fling food?

Also, we have a small union of comp kids, who are trying to do something about the amount of quietness in the theatre foyer that connects comp and keyano. Frankly, we think that there is not enough stupid, white-trash wigger noise. All this quote-end-quote "silence" for "studying". Lord knows that studying will get you nowhere in life. Just ask Pa. He works at Fas Gas.

We will take action. Plan A involves an obnoxious noxious fart right in your face, or perhaps on the side of your head, rendering you deaf in one ear, but stinky in both.

Be warned.

Thank you for your time.

Cordially,
Those Stupid Comp Kids


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[(Anonymous)]

At this point, is normally where I laugh at thiskind of thing, however. I used to be a Composite High student...and I take a mild bit of offense to this. Or well, at least I would, if I didn't know any better.

You do have to remember that Composite used to own VPA and all the way up to that Caf, all by themselves not all that long ago. But you're right, however, they've been going into the Smoking Room for years and years, even when there was that other Caf right where Music Instrument Repair is.

Add in the fact that Composite, and Keyano are just one big-building, you've got another reaosn why the Comp students are allowed. That, and it makes the Caf a hell of a lot more money during lunch then it does during the rest of the day. And that's your main reason why, not all of the students are moronic as you would like to think, I know at least half of them myself, and about half of those people have brains enough.

As for whomever the other comment comes from...Cute.

BTW, hoped you liked the Trigun thing you got. I ha no use for it and I knew you'd apperciate it more then me.

Okay, fine.

[kouryou.livejournal.com]

I was pissed off, I ranted, forgive me if I generalized all annoying people as coming from Comp. I was at a point where immaturity was given none of my tolerance.

However, my post was specifically directed to the 'little dick-witted Comp students'. I have nothing against the students with brains enough, as you put it. I know Comp is a successful high school, and I know that all high schools have their share of brats. It's the brats that bug me.

[bryn-or-lunatic.livejournal.com]

hey sarah...
remember that time someone threw a banana w/ a condom on it at me? that sucked... damn blake danskin