Public Notice to Keyano College:

To: All the little dick-witted Comp students

Re: Your blantant overuse of OUR cafeteria

*ahem* Grow the FUCK up or eat (and I use that term loosely) somewhere else! You are NOT being 'cool', you are not automatically a 'big person' because you steal their caf space, and you're not even supposed to BE here to begin with! Leave! Go back to high school and take your fuck-brained, superficial, ditzified, little-manned, and arrogant atitudes with you! Get it? GO AWAY!

Do NOT throw food accross people who are trying to do homework assignments!
Do NOT come here just to 'sneak' into our smoking room!
Do NOT try to get into the teacher's louge to drool and make crude remarks at the one nude drawing!

Do I have to make myself any more clear?
You're 'in' college, so act like it.

GROW. UP.

Thank you, and have a nice day somewhere else.